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"千万别报体"引造句热潮

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(  “千)(万)(别)(报)(”体)(走)(红)(网)(络)(,学)(长)(、前)(辈)(借)(机)(吐)(槽)(还)(是)(善)(意)(提)(醒)(?
  在)(微)(博)(上)(,各)(路)(前)(辈)(给)(予)(考)(生)(的)(“忠)(告)(”。
  高)(考)(成)(绩)(出)(来)(后)(,考)(生)(们)(一)(年)(一)(度)(的)(填)(报)(志)(愿)(时)(刻)(又)(要)(开)(始)(了)(。千)(万)(别)(报)(新)(闻)(学)(,因)(为)(一)(年)(到)(头)(没)(有)(假)(;千)(万)(别)(报)(医)(学)(,因)(为)(学)(医)(有)(风)(险)(……在)(微)(博)(上)(,各)(路)(前)(辈)(纷)(纷)(现)(身)(,总)(结)(了)(众)(多)(“坑)(爹)(”专)(业)(,还)(罗)(列)(出)(了)(各)(种)(理)(由)(,给)(予)(考)(生)(忠)(告)(,引)(起)(了)(极)(大)(的)(关)(注)(。不)(过)(,随)(着)(“千)(万)(别)(报)(体)(”的)(走)(红)(,也)(有)(人)(质)(疑)(,许)(多)(网)(友)(是)(在)(跟)(风)(吐)(槽)(,会)(给)(考)(生)(们)(带)(来)(负)(能)(量)(。
  “千)(万)(别)(报)(”走)(红)(
  “千)(万)(别)(报)(管)(理)(,因)(为)(当)(不)(了)(老)(板)(很)(痛)(苦)(;千)(万)(别)(报)(汉)(语)(言)(,因)(为)(白)(上)(四)(年)(学)(;千)(万)(别)(报)(法)(律)(,因)(为)(容)(易)(学)(出)(病)(来)(,说)(多)(了)(全)(是)(泪)(呀)(……”近)(日)(,一)(组)(“千)(万)(别)(报)(××专)(业)(,因)(为)(××”的)(图)(片)(出)(现)(在)(微)(博)(。该)(组)(图)(片)(中)(,十)(几)(名)(网)(友)(举)(着)(的)(白)(纸)(上)(,分)(别)(罗)(列)(了)(十)(几)(种)(“坑)(爹)(”专)(业)(,以)(及)(该)(专)(业)(“坑)(爹)(”的)(理)(由)(,忠)(告)(高)(考)(学)(子)(千)(万)(不)(要)(填)(报)(。
  该)(组)(图)(片)(在)(微)(博)(一)(发)(布)(,就)(引)(起)(极)(大)(关)(注)(,众)(多)(微)(博)(用)(户)(纷)(纷)(转)(载)(、评)(论)(。“千)(万)(别)(报)(”体)(迅)(速)(引)(爆)(网)(络)(造)(句)(热)(潮)(,而)(参)(与)(这)(场)(狂)(欢)(的)(,要)(么)(是)(大)(学)(在)(读)(的)(学)(长)(学)(姐)(,要)(么)(是)(进)(入)(职)(场)(的)(前)(辈)(。
  总)(的)(来)(说)(,网)(友)(们)(罗)(列)(的)(“千)(万)(别)(报)(”体)(分)(为)(三)(种)(:一)(种)(是)(因)(为)(某)(些)(专)(业)(的)(就)(业)(、学)(术)(问)(题)(,前)(辈)(们)(认)(为)(四)(年)(学)(习)(,只)(会)(浪)(费)(学)(费)(和)(光)(阴)(;第)(二)(种)(则)(是)(因)(为)(某)(些)(专)(业)(虽)(好)(,但)(不)(一)(定)(适)(合)(个)(人)(发)(展)(;第)(三)(种)(则)(是)(对)(自)(身)(工)(作)(的)(吐)(槽)(,比)(如)(工)(作)(没)(有)(假)(,专)(业)(没)(女)(生)(等)(。
  工)(作)(太)(失)(望)(借)(机)(吐)(槽)(
  “千)(万)(别)(报)(土)(木)(工)(程)(,因)(为)(你)(会)(累)(成)(狗)(。”24岁)(的)(小)(杨)(是)(一)(名)(施)(工)(员)(,在)(“千)(万)(别)(报)(”体)(走)(红)(时)(,他)(也)(忍)(不)(住)(给)(考)(生)(们)(忠)(告)(。
  家)(住)(北)(部)(新)(区)(的)(小)(杨)(是)(重)(庆)(大)(学)(土)(木)(工)(程)(专)(业)(毕)(业)(的)(学)(生)(。“大)(学)(时)(候)(就)(不)(说)(了)(,天)(天)(都)(是)(各)(种)(力)(学)(,稍)(不)(注)(意)(就)(挂)(科)(。工)(作)(了)(更)(恼)(火)(,每)(天)(都)(在)(工)(地)(上)(打)(混)(凝)(土)(。”小)(杨)(说)(,当)(初)(高)(考)(他)(考)(了)(600多)(分)(,选)(来)(选)(去)(,觉)(得)(土)(木)(工)(程)(这)(个)(专)(业)(就)(业)(率)(较)(高)(,就)(填)(报)(了)(这)(个)(专)(业)(。
  “就)(业)(率)(是)(高)(呀)(,工)(作)(很)(好)(找)(,可)(是)(工)(作)(真)(心)(累)(。”小)(杨)(说)(,更)(让)(他)(失)(望)(的)(是)(,工)(资)(也)(并)(没)(有)(期)(望)(的)(那)(么)(高)(,“所)(以)(与)(其)(说)(是)(忠)(告)(,其)(实)(更)(多)(的)(是)(对)(工)(作)(的)(吐)(槽)(,确)(实)(太)(累)(了)(”。
  多)(数)(专)(业)(不)(幸)(“中)(枪)(”
  记)(者)(注)(意)(到)(,这)(些)(被)(吐)(槽)(的)(“中)(枪)(”专)(业)(有)(保)(险)(精)(算)(、环)(境)(工)(程)(、广)(告)(设)(计)(、考)(古)(、计)(算)(机)(、新)(闻)(、医)(学)(等)(,几)(乎)(涵)(盖)(了)(所)(有)(的)(常)(规)(专)(业)(,这)(就)(产)(生)(了)(一)(个)(疑)(问)(,是)(不)(是)(所)(有)(的)(专)(业)(都)(不)(好)(找)(工)(作)(而)(备)(受)(吐)(槽)(?
  对)(此)(,一)(不)(愿)(透)(露)(姓)(名)(的)(教)(育)(专)(家)(表)(示)(,这)(要)(从)(两)(个)(维)(度)(来)(看)(,一)(是)(各)(大)(高)(校)(在)(专)(业)(设)(置)(方)(面)(有)(大)(而)(全)(的)(问)(题)(,一)(些)(本)(来)(有)(前)(途)(的)(专)(业)(因)(为)(互)(相)(克)(隆)(,而)(导)(致)(供)(需)(失)(衡)(;二)(是)(现)(在)(的)(就)(业)(压)(力)(比)(较)(大)(,一)(些)(企)(事)(业)(单)(位)(更)(愿)(意)(选)(择)(有)(经)(验)(的)(人)(,所)(以)(刚)(刚)(走)(向)(社)(会)(的)(大)(学)(生)(难)(免)(会)(产)(生)(挫)(败)(感)(,这)(个)(需)(要)(时)(间)(来)(调)(和)(。
  微)(调)(查)(
  你)(怎)(么)(看)(“千)(万)(别)(报)(”现)(象)(
  代)(西)(柳)((18岁)():我)(是)(一)(名)(高)(考)(考)(生)(,正)(在)(准)(备)(填)(报)(志)(愿)(。看)(到)(网)(上)(流)(传)(的)(“千)(万)(别)(报)(体)(”,说)(实)(话)(有)(点)(受)(影)(响)(,本)(来)(选)(择)(面)(就)(窄)(,现)(在)(更)(不)(晓)(得)(选)(啥)(子)(了)(,感)(觉)(读)(什)(么)(专)(业)(都)(不)(好)(。
  张)(晓)(云)((46岁)():作)(为)(一)(名)(考)(生)(家)(长)(,我)(相)(信)(网)(友)(们)(初)(衷)(都)(是)(为)(了)(考)(生)(作)(想)(,想)(要)(给)(出)(一)(些)(建)(议)(。一)(些)(建)(议)(有)(一)(定)(的)(参)(考)(作)(用)(,但)(是)(多)(了)(的)(话)(,实)(在)(会)(影)(响)(孩)(子)(的)(选)(择)(,这)(么)(多)(专)(业)(都)(不)(好)(,家)(长)(都)(感)(觉)(以)(后)(娃)(娃)(不)(会)(有)(出)(息)(了)(。
  谭)(青)((25岁)():我)(是)(一)(名)(高)(中)(老)(师)(,学)(生)(们)(参)(加)(了)(高)(考)(,我)(也)(会)(在)(填)(报)(专)(业)(上)(给)(他)(们)(指)(导)(。我)(的)(指)(导)(是)(针)(对)(每)(个)(人)(的)(成)(绩)(以)(及)(兴)(趣)(爱)(好)(,其)(实)(很)(多)(专)(业)(无)(关)(好)(坏)(,而)(是)(在)(于)(学)(习)(的)(兴)(趣)(度)(已)(经)(用)(心)(程)(度)(。只)(要)(学)(习)(够)(用)(心)(,再)(差)(的)(专)(业)(也)(能)(学)(出)(人)(才)(;而)(只)(要)(学)(生)(喜)(欢)(,再)(辛)(苦)(的)(专)(业)(他)(也)(会)(甘)(之)(如)(饴)(。
  微)(点)(评)(
  从)(“千)(万)(别)(报)(”中)(寻)(找)(正)(能)(量)(
  “网)(上)(这)(些)(千)(万)(别)(报)(体)(其)(实)(更)(多)(的)(是)(网)(友)(从)(自)(身)(出)(发)(的)(吐)(槽)(,或)(者)(是)(释)(放)(压)(力)(的)(一)(种)(恶)(搞)(,对)(于)(考)(生)(来)(说)(,不)(仅)(没)(有)(帮)(助)(,还)(会)(有)(一)(定)(的)(负)(面)(影)(响)(。”社)(会)(学)(家)(谭)(刚)(强)(表)(示)(,因)(为)(每)(个)(人)(都)(不)(同)(,有)(不)(同)(的)(兴)(趣)(、爱)(好)(,有)(理)(想)(的)(大)(学)(和)(专)(业)(,这)(样)(从)(自)(我)(出)(发)(的)(言)(论)(,容)(易)(对)(考)(生)(的)(选)(择)(造)(成)(打)(击)(。
  “考)(生)(可)(以)(接)(受)(一)(定)(的)(建)(议)(,但)(是)(这)(些)(建)(议)(一)(定)(要)(是)(专)(业)(的)(。”谭)(刚)(强)(表)(示)(,考)(生)(在)(填)(报)(志)(愿)(方)(面)(参)(考)(建)(议)(,应)(该)(咨)(询)(老)(师)(或)(者)(专)(家)(,不)(要)(受)(网)(络)(上)(繁)(杂)(的)(信)(息)(影)(响)(,可)(以)(结)(合)(自)(己)(的)(兴)(趣)(爱)(好)(,为)(未)(来)(的)(职)(业)(规)(划)(发)(展)(打)(好)(基)(础)(。
  谭)(刚)(强)(还)(建)(议)(,考)(生)(不)(管)(选)(择)(什)(么)(学)(校)(,无)(论)(专)(业)(的)(好)(坏)(,都)(应)(该)(认)(真)(学)(习)(。只)(要)(能)(学)(好)(学)(精)(,都)(可)(以)(在)(社)(会)(上)(占)(有)(一)(席)(之)(地)(,“进)(入)(职)(场)(后)(,就)(算)(感)(受)(到)(工)(作)(和)(期)(望)(的)(落)(差)(,也)(不)(要)(一)(味)(的)(吐)(槽)(。应)(该)(积)(极)(一)(点)(,毕)(竟)(通)(过)(自)(己)(的)(努)(力)(奋)(斗)(,是)(能)(够)(改)(变)(现)(状)(的)(”。记)(者)(谢)(聘)(
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